Clever Sayings

Here are some of my favourite T-shirt sayings:

• Armageddon was yesterday. Today we have real problems. (From the book The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo)
  
• Beer. It's not just for breakfast any more
• I've used up all my sick time so today I called in dead
• One Tequila. Two Tequila. Three Tequila. Floor.
  
• I support Two Teams, New Zealand and anyone playing Australia (I used to have this one but gave it away to a Kiwi mate when I became an Australian citizen)
• How can I miss you if you won't go away?

And a couple for my fellow Rugby Tragics out there:

• My drinking team has a rugby problem.
• Who was that hooker I saw you with last night? (which, of course, means something different in rugby league)
  
• Ruck. Maul. Tackle. And that's just getting a beer. (From Global Culture who also made the Two Teams one
  

My favourite bumper stickers:

• So many cats ... So many recipes
• Frodo failed. Bush has the ring. (This one used to be on my car)
• Picture of Abraham Lincoln: It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
• Picture of the Pilgrims: 1st Illegal Immigrants
• Give me coffee and no one will get hurt
• My other car is a Porsche too. (I saw this one on a Porsche)
• Don't like my driving? Get off the sidewalk!
• Eat beef, you bastards
  

And a good site for political bumper stickers. And I like their political T-shirts as well.

And, finally, two of my favourite email signature lines:

• Animal testing should be banned. They get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
• Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.