God and Jesus were playing golf. God teed off first and hit the ball onto the green. Jesus took his shot and ended up in the rough. As they walked to Jesus' ball, he took his sand wedge out of his bag.
"Son, what do you think you are doing? That's not the right club for this shot", said God.
"Don't worry," said Jesus, " This is the club that Tiger Woods used on this very same shot when he won his first professional tournament." Sure enough, Jesus hit a great shot and ended up on the green close to the hole.
A couple of holes later, Jesus' ball ended up in a sand trap. As he pulled an iron out of his bag, God said, "Son, are you sure that is the club you want to use?"
"Take it easy," said Jesus, "This is the club that Tiger Woods used on the very same shot that won him his first Masters." Jesus took the shot and ended up on the green.
On the next tee, God hit a great shot that ended up close to the hole. Jesus teed up and hit his ball into the water.
As he walked out across the water to his ball, another golfer waked up to God and said "Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?"
"No," said God sadly, shaking his head. "He thinks he's Tiger Woods."
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